Skinopsis

The entire silver screen saga of the uncanny X-Men is collected in this 3-disc set, including the most recent and terribly disapointing made-for-TV caliber X-men: The Last Stand, directed by the jerk who's biggest contribution to film previous to this was teaching Jackie Chan how to speak simple English for the Rush Hour movies and somehow getting more supermodel ass than a makeup chair during Fashion Week. At least he didn't put nipples on the X-suits (although with kick-ass X-babes like Berry, Paquin and Janssen, it may not be such a bad idea). Hmmm ...Quick, someone get Schumacher on the phone!

No real skin in any of these but gorgeous Rebecca Romijn-Stamos is running around butt-ass nekkid save for a few layers of blue body paint and Halle Berry, while probably not the best choice as Storm, still looks great in a form-fitting leather jumpsuit that clings to her amazing bod like a second skin (And the white wig is kind of sexy too, in a kinky hot fantasy GMILF kind of way - or is that X-GMILF?).