Skinopsis

Vincere, an absolutely dazzling film from Marco Bellocchio (Devil in the Flesh) follows the tragic romance between an overwhelmingly beautiful woman (Giovanna Mezzogiorno) and her boyfriend, Benito Mussolini (Filippo Timi).

That's right kids, future Fascist dictators need love too. And, if this steamy sort of biography is any indication, they need a whole lot of sex too. The only thing we don't get is why Mussolini would ditch snatch as hot as Mezzogiorno's even if, as dictator, he'd have his pick of all the snatch in the land. To say that this broad is one foxy Fascist is a severe understatement.

Magnificent Mezzogiorno offers up her naked flesh a whole lot including an awesome full-frontal flash that shows off her heaving hooters and very long bush hair. Seriously, her muff seems to protrude from her cooze several inches. Maybe Il Duce ditched her because he developed a taste for more neatly trimmed snizz holes. But that, kiddies, is a psych lesson for another day. Mezzogiorno also contributes her hot (although this time significantly more distressed) nude flesh in a crazed loony bin scene after she's been ditched and institutionalized. She joins a whole lot of other chickies showing off gooters and the rare flash of hair pie as a bunch of nuns threaten them and try to get them to cam down.

Featuring ten kinds of style, hot naked chicks, scorchingly steamy sex and one fuck of a history lesson, Vincere is a blazingly original biopic.

-- Rick Stanko