Skinopsis

A craggly bearded dude feels all paranoid and shit when his wife wants to go visit her successful ex-boyfriend. When they arrive, however, all beardo feels is horny as all fuck. See, the rich dude's picked up this utterly fine slice of borderline jailbait who thinks nothing of slowly (almost torturously) stripping down and doing some boob-and-bush-baring skinny dipping and writhing her incredible body all over the place. So, naturally, beardo becomes obsessed and bad things happen. We're not sure what her name is (but as this is Polish, we're willing to bet it involves lots of consonants strung together) but goddamn is the young, often-nude blondie one extremely sexy femme fatale.

-- Rick Stanko