Skinopsis

Morgan Fairchild is a L.A. reporter investigating a series of murders plaguing the Los Angeles area known simply as the "Sweetheart Murders," all the while she must contend with a neighbor/ stalker who is obsessed with her and convinced that she is indeed in love with him. When she rejects his advances (while persisting to essentially shake her sweet, lily-white ass in his face) he goes off the deep end and plays out an increasing psychotic courtship with the nekkid newslady.

Fairchild isn't so much the star of The Seduction as her naked or near-naked body is. She spends the majority of her time running around barely dressed - taking bubble baths, skinny dipping, you know generally doing all the things that would encourage a fanatically-obsessive psychotic to be the best damn stalker he can be.

Now, we're not saying that she's asking for it, but look at the way she's dressed (or not-dressed) for crying out loud! You don't jump into shark-infested waters with a bucket of chum and a bleeding head wound, you don't tug on Superman's cape and your sure as hell don't walk around naked in clear view of your overly-adoring neighbor with the questionable sanity. The point gets hammered home when our terrified heroine - frustrated over the authorities impotence - takes actions to end the harrassment before it's too late.

And what does lil' miss victim do? Does she move out of the neighborhood? No. Does she hire security? Nope. Does she even make an attempt to curb the strip-tease routine, and keep her tits and ass out of plain view of the voyeuristic nutbag next door? Not a chance. In fact, she actually goes and gets even more naked and overtly sexual in an effort to seduce and lure the poor mentally-touched cuss and kill-off his wackjob-ass her damn self.

Real cool, Morgan. You are so lucky you're naked or we'd be totally done with you. But you look so beautiful when we peek over the fence and see you weeding your garden topless in naught but a t-back and 6-inch stilettos. We're so glad you love us as much as we do you, Morgan Fairchild. And we can't wait until the day comes when we can spend the rest of our lives together. Forever and ever and ever...

-- Paul James