Skinopsis

Sure, most of you pervs are thinking we're going to go on and on about how the most amazing thing about this movie is the extendedly delicious wet T-shirt contest. And, yes, it is fucking amazing. So much so that we can trace as many as 46 blown loads to that very wet T-shirt contest. But, really what we're baffled by is that this movie is called Spring Break and is about Spring Break but was made in 1983: well before Joe Francis and MTV put their heads together and invented Spring Break. Now, we know where they got the idea because about a third of this movie is like a Girls Gone Wild video, about a third is like an MTV partyfest and the last third is aout four dudes trying to get laid... which we're pretty sure, as a storyline has been canonized into one of those archetypes on the level of that one where Luke Skywalker takes that magic ring to, like, drop it in Aslan's mouth or something.

Whoa that was a fucking long tangent. Sorry folks. Anyway, the boobs, brews and offensive jokes just don't stop in this wild & crazy explosion of '80s sex comedy delight.

-- Rick Stanko