Skinopsis

Do you ever get the feeling that someone out there is meddling with the universe to ensure that when you watch a horror movie, it's always the girl who you most want to see topless who doesn't show her tits? You're not alone. Take, for example, Spiker, a D-grade slasher directed by and starring ultra-action cult figure Frank Zagarino. Six teens (3 cheerleaders, 3 jocks) head off to one of their family's abandoned cabins where a slew of gruesome murders committed by a serial killer started 20 years before. Now that the "Spiker" is supposedly dead, it should be all good, right? Of course not. Anyway, before Mr. "I, for some reason, can't be killed, but I'm gonna plunge a railroad spike into you" shows up 2 of the three couples do some making out with the dark-haired Goth cheerleader (Linda Johnson) showing the most hootage followed by the bitchy blonde (Ginger Kroll) adding a flash of hers too. But it's the lead, semi-psychic chick Giselle Rodriguez whose tits we most wanted to glimpse and it's Giselle Rodriguez who, very sadly, keeps her top on. Fuckers. Anyway, this D-grade slasher directed by and starring ultra-action cult figure Frank Zagarino

-- Rick Stanko