Skinopsis

An ambitious lech out to impress his uncle sleeps with his aunt, cousin and his uncle's maid on his way to grabbing hold of the family fortune. We'd rather grab on to the smorgasbord of hot poonanny that he is constantly surrounded by. It's hard to say which slimy snatch on display in this Italian sexploitation romp we'd most want to slide into. Simonetta Stefanelli (who played Michael Corleone's blown-up first wife in The Godfather) has the best tits. They have those super-nipples that seem to poke out infinitely. Her neatly trimmed beaver and pouty face both add to her wank-worthiness as well. Edy Williams has got huge tits, eyes that scream "Fuck me!" and a willingness to do all kinds of dirty deeds in an automobile. But, the winner of the "slut we'd most like to bang" contest would have to be Jenny Tamburi whose tits and beaver are nice enough, but has this thick, juicy ass that could feed an army of football players for weeks and is sure to be the image that we conjure later when we slip into the men's room stall with a bottle of Vaseline. This ass has to be seen to be believed!

-- Rick Stanko