Review

In a dingy, green-hued basement, nestled somewhere in an unnamed suburb, a woman finds herself held captive and bound to the floor. A man in a wide-brimmed hat approaches. Soon, she's been flipped around and her underwear has been yanked down so he can whip her juicy butt with a cat-o-nine tails and occasionally allow himself a little spank or grope too. He then strips off her top, revealing her long-nippled breasts, makes her suck on a dildo and terrorizes her with a knife. Before he's done, he's raped her with a dildo, as she sobbed and pleaded for him to stop the entire time. This is God's work. Or at least that's what he thinks.

So begins the aptly titled Sexually Deranged, a dark journey into the mind of a demented sex pervert who believes that God intends him to exorcise demons from various women by forcing them into perverted sex acts and making them cum. If you (like us) are an avid consumer of this genre (low-budget taboo sexual horror) then you'll realize that this plot sounds eerily similar to that of Diary of a Sex Offender. You won't be surprised then to learn that the star of this film is the very same rapist from that earlier film and that this film was produced by that film's director. Although, now that we think about it, you probably don't care.

What do you care about, then? Well, if you're still reading, you're either morbidly curious or you, like us, are a sick fucking pervert whose cock twitches with glee at sick sexual horror in which case we'll get to the goods. This sick, sick flick has got it all: multiple scenes of sexual assault, rape, forced nudity, crying naked women, random slutty hotties showing off their slutty bodies for undetermined slutty reasons, boobs galore, graphic masturbation, whipping, a gorgeous black chick made to nakedly ride an exercise bike until she cums, an awesome shower scene and cock-achingly amazing incest.

It's hard to pick a favorite scene with so much filth to choose from, but we pretty much have to choose the first incest scene. See, our sick pervert/anti-hero is chatting with his vaguely disapproving sister. She's telling him to stop abducting and raping women and he's telling her to shut up and that he's doing God's work and all that. Suddenly, he starts feeling her up, pulling her elongated nipples out from her top. Then, he places her hand on her juice box and exposes her furry bush (we can see oozing secretions coming out). He muff-handles her in this way for a good bit, before he pulls a tea spoon from his cup of tea and starts spoon fucking the fuck out of her (yeah, we'd never thought of such a thing either) before he pulls said spoon out of said vagina, places it back in his tea and has a sip. Have you ever conceived of something so brilliantly fucked up? Yeah, us neither.

All in all, if you dig fucked-up sexual horror featuring awesome nudity from a variety pack of positively wankable hotties, rape, incest and torture, then you need to click buy right now. If fucked up shit ain't your bag, though, you need to look elsewhere, although we can't really understand why you kept reading this long.

 -- Rick Stanko