Review

So packed with gratuitous nudity, vicious graphic violence, sexual assaults and palpable atmosphere of grime and sleaze, Run! Bitch Run! is about as close as anybody these days has come to capturing the essence of a '70s rape-revenge movie.

The opening scene features a topless hottir smoking a bong with her dirtbag fuck friend as they grind their bodies together and watch what looks like like some truly awesome titty-filled nunsploitation and it just gets better from there. The bulk of the story follows two delicious Catholic schoolgirls on a mission to sell bibles. One of them is the more, um, sexually adventurous of the two (we first see her emerging from the bathroom full-frontally naked with her glistening boobs and bush looking just fantastic) and she gets the idea to take a local yokel's advice and head out to the redneckiest part of the town they're in. Naturally, that doesn't turn out well and after getting chased away by a gratuitously tit-showing MILF, they end up at Lobo the pimp's house where they accidentally see Lobo executing one of his hos for stealing drugs. Of course, our hot young things (the slutty brunette and the prim & innocent blonde) get captured. The brunette is forced to eat out the psychotic Latina hooker who then decides it's time for Russian roulette, a game which leaves our sweet, often-topless brunette without a head. Well shit.

Our psycho redneck bad guys then take the blonde out to the woods to rape and kill her while burying her friend. The raping goes pretty much according to plan as Lobo takes her virginity violently fron behind while she's bent over a log and Lobo's stuttering lacky cuts her clothes off with a knife before losing his wood. She tries to run while naked and tumnles down some rocks. Stutter boy thinks she's dead and leaves her there.

What follows is an avalanche of gore-soaked violent revenge involving shotguns, handguns, daggers, machetes shoved in assholes and our now-psychotic heroine rampaging about in a stolen nurse's costume.

From the soundtrack to the colors to the abundance of boobs, Run! Bitch Run! eadily leaps to the pile of '70s throwback rape-revenge for the new millenium. Titties from Cheryl Lyone, Christina DeRosa, Lori Soleil and several others.

 -- Rick Stanko