Blood Car

SKINOPSIS

Apparently in the future, everything pretty much looks the same except nobody drives cause gas is too expensive. This, of course, means that the future is like high schol; most people don't have cars, but if you do, you'll get more snatch flying at you than a snatch dartboard (whatever the hell that means). This is what happens to this whiny, hippie kindergarten teacher in this movie. He gets a car to run on human blood so girls start coming on to him like crazy. This hot blonde keeps flashing him to try to get a ride and the town slut attaches herself to him like superglue. Numerous flashes of bouncing boobs (even in the opening credits) makes this hysterically funny horror comedy/environmental satire even more awesome and fun than it already was.