Shock-O-Rama

SKINOPSIS

Art imitates life, even if this goofy creature feature is no where near art, the main plot of this horror anthology does mirror the real-life evolution of Misty "Erin Brown" Mundae. Like her character Rebecca Raven, Misty is the flagship star of Seduction Cinema and like Raven, Misty is leaving the studio that made her famous - for the greener pastures of more 'legitimate' work.

While most of us will mourn her loss, anyone who's seen any of Misty's recent work as Erin Brown (Shadow: Dead Riot, Master's of Horror: Sick Girl) already know she hasn't quite given up the nude scenes. Granted, there's sure to be less girl-on-girl sex scenes and lingering bathing scenes (and naked hair-brushing scenes, nude murders, nude bondage, nude fighting, etc.), but she's done like a bazillion Pop Cinema flicks brimming with this kind of material so it's not like we're really missing out on much. So all of you poorly-dressed, still masturbating-in-your-mother's house, dungeon master fucks can please stop with the belly-aching and go buy another Limited Edition Agent Skully action figure to preserve in tupperware and take out on special occasions (you know, like Valentines Day or PBS' Monty Python Marathons). You probably make Misty as sick as you do us. If she's ever said otherwise then she's being polite and doesn't want to die at the hands of a spurned Star Wars 'Cantina' scene jerk-off like yourself.

Now that we got that off our chest, lets talk about the chests that we got off to while watching this movie at our mother's house... A.J. Khan is naked and loving Julian Wells tits before a demon tongue and a shank get thrown into the mix. Tiny topped Merav Tal shows skin and - shock-o-rama-lama-ding-dong(!) - so does Misty!

Aside from all the fun spoofy, spin on real-life events and the nudity - there's some ultra-cool, low budget sfx and a truly unforgettable scene featuring Misty toting a freakin' chainsaw!!! If that doesn't get you "Doctor Who" doll collecting dorks out of your manic-Mundae-depression, then nothing will.