Hip, Hot and 21 / Hot Thrills and Warm Chills

SKINOPSIS

Hare-brained hellcats crazed for crime! Hip, Hot and 21, hillbilly honey Diane McClunkey is sold by her step-pappy to stud Rick Edwards for fifty bucks! But after taking her to his suburban apartment, Rick abandons his country bride after their wedding night, sending Diane running into the arms of a drug-dealing lesbian hooker. Diane is soon hanging out with "a dirty little junkie" named Michelle who comes to a bloody end. This somehow propels Diane to steal fifteen grand from the mob, get attacked (twice!) by a hotel clerk, and end up in the middle of an old-fashioned shootout in this insane shot-in-Texas sexploitation gem which also features a go-go cameo by Russ Meyer discovery Lorna Maitland!

Plus: The incredible Rita Alexander - whose special talent is balancing cocktail glasses on her bosom - stars as former gang girl Toni who shows two other gal pals some Hot Thrills and Warm Chills when they steal a diamond crown during Mardi Gras and idiotically run for their lives straight into a local cemetery! Wow. Full of busty gals with big hair, these are two deliriously berserk nudies with all the logic of a fever dream. Even in the few moments when they do make sense, they still don't. Which is exactly what you'd expect from director Dale Berry, the man who gave the world The Girl and the Geek!