Night Patrol

SKINOPSIS

The streets of Los Angeles are crawling with weirdos, hookers, peeping toms and perverts ...And in Night Patrol they're wearing badges.

Before anyone ever heard of a Ramparts scandal, before O.J. and Rodney King and before Tupac, this screwball comedy classic made the LAPD seem like a lot of zany, good fun. You really can't believe anything you see in movies anymore (and here we thought Elijah Wood was really an ambiguously-gay midget ...hmmm).

Anyway, back to the naked naughtiness of the Night Patrol and being that it's a shameless eighties comedy - you just know it has it's share. Ultra-vixen Francesca "Kitten" Natividad proudly shows off her ultra-humungoid hooters as a topless hippie who kindly shares her stash (along with her mutant mams) with the coppers. Good lord, are those some big-fucking-tits ...and their real!? She must look like she's hiding two Elijah Woods' in her sweaters. The Exoricist's Linda Blair gives up a bit of her left tit in bed and this time she's not throwing up pea soup or cursing off Jesus - which we assume is a good thing. And rounding out the police strip-search is one Lori Sutton, a lovely lady with the teased, platinum locks of a glam rock frontman and the boobs of said frontman's favorite groupie. She takes off her bra and shows one of L.A.'s finest two of Lori's finest.

Now that's a bust!