Wham! Bam! Thank You, Spaceman!

SKINOPSIS

Two goofy-looking aliens, Private Asshole and Sergeant Jerkoff (no really, that's their names) land on Earth for the usual mission of abducting and impregnating as many Earth women as they can. Apparently all out of anal probes, Asshole and Jerkoff skip the customary redneck trailer-park in favor of Hollywood Boulevard and immediately get to planting their intergalactic seed; boffing the hottest pieces of ass humanity has to offer. Anne Gaybis, Sandy Carey, Valda Hansen and even Ilsa herself (Dyanne Thorne) count as the extraterrestrial's super-sexy victims.