Black Magic Rites
1973, 90 min A.K.A.: Riti, magie nere e segrete orge nel trecento, The Reincarnation of Isabel Country: Italy Studio: Redemption USA Cast: Mickey Hargitay, Rita Calderoni, Krista Barrymore Director: Renato Polselli Rating: Not Rated Our Rating:
SKINOPSISThis nearly nonsensical mess of witches, vampires, whippings, torture, sex and rampant female nudity is basically just a collection of bizarre and dirty imagery that will delight any fan of EuroSleaze. The little story there is pertains to a witch/vampire who was burned at the stake a long time ago whose vampire friends are planning some sort of virgin body swap ritual at a castle at which a young couple is having their engagement party... or something like that. Anyway, the whole thing leads to naked virgins being sacrificed and bloody boobs. Krista Barrymore and the incredible Rita Calderoni are amoung the beautiful girls to get naked in this demented sex/horror film.3 REASONS TO BUY THIS FILM
REVIEW
This bizarro Eurosleaze horror feels like the exact dream one would have after chasing a "Lost in Space" marathon with heavy doses of Hammer gothic horror, 3 shots of absinthe, a hit of mescaline and some Spanish fly. How you'd sleep after that, we're not sure, so this film is the next best thing. We recommend turning the subtitles off. Sure, they'll help you figure out the vague outline of what, if anything is going on, but "sense" and plot are not what Black Magic Rites is all about. There's a castle, there are tacky Italians and there are enormous quantities of beautiful European boobs, blood and torture. Plenty of women on crosses screaming as stakes plunging into their hearts sully their moutwatering breasts. Two gorgeous women have their black cloaks beaten off of them (revealing their amazing tits) by villagers who think they're demonic. The film's idea of comic relief is ragtime piano playing while a horny lech and an amazingly hot fully-nude blonde get to threewaying this tormented stupid chick. When she starts screaming for them to stop, they don't... obviously, but the ragtime piano keeps playing. Really, really bizarre, but really, really hot... just the way all movies ought to be. -- Rick Stanko
PRODUCT FORMAT INFORMATION
DVD :
$17.99
Availability:
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Close Caption: No
UPC: 844015000255
Studio: Redemption USA
Languages: Italian (Primary), English Subtitles
Aspect Ratio: Widescreen
Extras: Trailers
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