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Cemetery Man

Cemetery Man

1994, 99 min

A.K.A.: Dellamorte Dellamore

Country:  Italy, US

Studio:  Anchor Bay

Cast:  Rupert Everett, Anna Falchi, Francois Hadji-Lazaro

Director:  Michele Soavi

Rating: R

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SKINOPSIS

A cemetery watchman is in for the ride of his life when the dead start coming out of their graves. The partial girl-corpse of his dreams appears with her lusty desires and an amazing pair of tits, plus his assistant begins a love affair with a zombie head.

Anna Falchi and her big ol' bare boobs bounce on Cemetery Man Rupert Everett on top of a coffin in a graveyard. Later, playing a different character, Ms. Falchi is resurrected and allows for another look at her (undead) udders. Highly recommended.

3 REASONS TO BUY THIS FILM

  • Cemetary sex!
  • Anna Falchi gets naked!
  • Strange and bloody.
REVIEW
Dario Argento's protégé Soavi comes wholly into his own with this highly original adaptation of a novel by Italian pop writer Titiano Sclavi. Everett stars as Francesco Dellamorte, caretaker of both the Buffalore Cemetery and his semi-human assistant, Gnaghi (Hadji-Lazaro). What would seem a quiet job has recently become quite a problem, however, as the dead have been returning to life soon after burial, and it is up to Dellamorte and Gnaghi to put them permanently back into their graves. Soon Dellamorte is killing the living in order to keep them from rising from the dead and he can no longer distinguish between fantasy and reality. Though the film is somewhat convoluted and definitely unreal, Soavi's camera rarely stops moving. Entertaining and enticing, the film is not for the casual viewer, but those who visit the graveyard several times a week will find rewards in store. (Filmed in English)
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