Two Tigers

SKINOPSIS

There's some action (kung fu and gunplay) and a lot of gratuitous sex and titties, but the heart of this trashy erotic thriller is a homance (as in a bromance, but for chicks). The Two Tigers of the title are Hungarian hottie Andrea Osvart and blazin' Asian beauty Selena Khoo. Osvart's a hitwoman and Khoo's a hooker, but they're really just looking for a friend. Don't get us wrong, Sex and the City this is not. Both hotties get down with dudes a bunch of times and have some amazing lingerie/thong moments as well as some great shots of their boobs during cowgirl sex, showers and, most amazingly of all, when Khoo plunges a sword into her asshole boyfriend's heart while she's fucking him handcuffed, an act which leaves her fabulous tits slick with crimson blood. Frankly, the dialoge and the line delivery aren't going to get anyone involved taken seriously as an artist, but its trashiness made us like it better. It's all fun: babes showing their hooters, doing kung fu, wearing thongs and shooting people. Definitely a fucking awesome time.