Eight Miles High
2008, 114 min A.K.A.: Das Wilde Leben Country: Germany Studio: MPI Cast: Natalia Avelon, David Scheller, Matthias Schweighöfer, Alexander Scheer, Victor Norén Director: Achim Bornhak Screenwriter: Olaf Kraemer, Achim Bornhak Original Author: Uschi Obermaier, Olaf Kraemer Rating: Unrated Our Rating: Not yet reviewed. SKINOPSISNowadays, it seems like every chick is a slut. The new generation of teens is all too ready to flash their tits and make out with any old slob at the bar, including myself if I pump 'em with enough Zima and chocolate cake shots. Who do we have to thank for this? Alcohol? Cocaine? No no, my friends, the answer is much more human than that. We have the hippie movement to thank. Women who took their sexuality in their hands, fingers, loins, mouths, and deep in their wet hairy pussies.The most sluttastic subset of this culture was the groupies, creating a perfect storm of drugs, rock 'n roll and pure horndoggery. You probably never heard of Uschi Obermaier, since she pretty much stayed in Munich her whole life (plus the requisite obsession with mystical India), but that was fine by her... the rockers would come to see her instead. Sleeping with the likes of Mick Jagger and Jimi Hendrix, she resisted marriage proposals as easily as she resisted wearing bras, using the phrase "boyfriend" the way we use the term "fuck buddy". I know that you didn't make it through two paragraphs of me babbling without looking at the fucking hot-as-shit DVD cover. Natalia Avelon plays Uschi, and great googly moogly, she doesn't disappoint. We get topless posing in too-tight bellbottoms, full nudity as she boffs Keith Richards (played by someone much less ugly than that wrinkled raisin), and full frontal again in a hippie ceremony. As a bonus, you'll get glimpses of the real Uschi full-frontal during the closing credits, so you can compare and contrast. As for me, I think it's high time I learned how to play a fucking guitar. -- Handy Reed
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