Un Dia Sin Sexo

SKINOPSIS

It doesn't happen often, but we're in love. This movie has this unbelievably cute young thing named Carolina Cano. Unfortunately, she manages to keep her nipples covered the whole time (even, amazingly enough, when she leaps out of bed topless to answer her door) but she does take off her top a few times completely (again, no nipple,) if only to drive us mad. But she's just got this "aren't-I-so-innocent-and-cute" thing going on that we could not stop staring at her whenever she was onscreen (and haven't been able to stop thinking about her since. In addition to all of the near-misses of her nips, she treats to a sweet scene in which she changes for a date and lets us look at her bra-covered tittles for a good long while and an additional moment of awesomeness when her dorky date is trying to get his cock inside her, but she just can't bear the pain. The sound and image of this gift-from-God wincing and saying ouch is a memory that we will cherish for years to come.

Additionally, this other pretty cute (but not teenage) lady seems to have singelhandedly taken on the booby burden in this film. She appears topless while looking in a mirror, during some foreplay (which is interrupted when her husband tries to enter through the backdoor, if you know what we mean and since you're on this site, we assume you do), and when she has one of those horrible "State-of-Relationship" fights that are the main reason that the Stankster is currently single. Thank God that her tits were out during the fight because it seemed so realistic with all its apologies and accusations that if we hadn't something jiggly to focus on, it might have stirred some bad memories. Anyway, we really hope Carolina Cano is legal (or almost legal) because we fully intend to make our way down to Peru (what's the age of consent there?) and try to get her into bed.