The Chambermaid

REVIEW
Don't be alarmed by the opening credit sequence. Fiona Horsey didn't find Jesus or some shit like that during the post-production of this movie. The black bars with credit info over her tits are just there to tease you. She does, eventually, let those udders see the light of day. And boy are they as awesome as ever. Additionally, Ms. Horsey, who exudes everything that is hot about the put-upon cockney slut, lets us get a few looks at her well-formed posterior and even a distant, but clear shot of that furry covering over her pussy lips. We would watch a four hour documentary on grass growing if Fiona showed up every so often to show off her amazing body and say something in that slightly husky English drawl.

The Chambermaid is a very bizarre little flick. It's not exactly a horror movie, though there is enough gore for skingoria fans. Nor is it a thriller really. It's kind of like one of those Elizabethan plays where one character screws another over, the other character retaliates and the whole thing descends into that vicious spiral of deceit and revenge. Of course, in this case, that cycle involves sexual domination, forced sex and Fiona's superhot bod, which, incidentally, causes the whole spiral in the first place. Despite the fact that the image quality and tone resemble an episode of the syndicated "Highlander" TV series from the early '90s, The Chambermaid is able to successfully manipulate its audience's sympathies between all of its creepy, amoral characters.

Highly recommended for fans of really hot English girls with bad teeth, syndicated television shows and revenge stories.