Intimate Moments

SKINOPSIS

Sure, it's easy for us to get discouraged early on in this little slice of early '80s erotica. The credit scene plays over some sort of crappy synth music that was probably lifted from a discarded Playboy channel movie and the girl who is supposed to be getting us all excited as she slowly clothes her firm naked body is so blurry from the crappy print that we can't even see her nipples. But, if we just hang on, both the print and movie get better.

Madame Claude (Alexandra Stewart) is like Charlie to a handful of Angels. Only instead of fighting crime or saving the world, these girls are the slutty grease in the wheels of international capitalism. They act out the kinky (and not so kinky) fantasies of the wealthy and powerful as a way of ensuring the success of business deals. These ladies are all real high class broads who work in other glamorous professions, but, because deep down all women are whores, they also fuck for money, lots of money.

There is some sort of flimsy plot that is mostly independent of the real action. Some nosy reporter has discovered that the government uses Madame Claude's services to shore up their own dealings and wants to write a story about it. Meanwhile, the government is on to this and wants to run Madame Claude out of town to cover their tracks. Will Madame Claude weather this storm? As long as hot women keep taking their clothes off, we really don't care.

The real narrative arc in the movie comes from the sex, not from the flimsy plot. It follows five of Madame Claude's girls (basically one at a time) as they complete their "missions" which will ensure the success of some group of loams that some mysterious corporation needs and is willing to pay millions for. Each mission gets more and more sexy as the movie takes a shotgun approach to turning us on.

The first girl (Kim Harlow), a perky pop star who also happens to work for the good Madame, doesn't show any tits or even get fucked, but she is actually quite hot as she rubs herself snd recounts getting fucked in an elevator by a stranger as her "psychiatrist" clutches his chair and jerks off.

Second we are treated to blonde cellist who looks and acts about sixteen. Her mission is to play her cello for this kinky Chinese banker bitch while another Chinese bitch slowly takes off her clothes and licks her. In the process, we are treated to a handful of good clear views of her sweet B cups. Sure, it's a bizarre setup, but the movie's French, it comes with the territory.

Next, for all of the traditionalists out there, a slammin' hot tennis star with fabulous C cups is sent to the Bahamas to do a swarthy "Emir" who happens to be a big fan of hers. She scampers about on his boat with her firm nipples bouncing in the wind and a thong pulled all the way up her ass. Then, of course, they get to some passionate kissing and water sex. The camera never shies from her tits for very long and gives us a few choice glimpses of her sweet ass as well. It's all very tender and shit, but if you're into that sort of thing, it's defintely well executed.

Having gotten all of the fluffy "love sex" out of the way, these Frenchies kick it into high gear and get down to the twisted shit. The next sequence begins with this gorgeous brunette with her hair pulled tight and looking stern and corporate. She seems to be some sort of loan analyst and from the moment she walks into her boss's office, we are overcome by a desire to see her with her hair down and humiliated. Instead of stripping right away, she tells her boss that she needs a little more time to analyze the loan. The he tells her how valued she is and how he hopes she doesn't miss Paris. Then she gets a phone call and suddenly she's getting on a plane in a much sexier outfit. She is led into a plush cabin where she sees a riding crop on the couch and smiles amusedly. Her boss walks into the room and demands to know what she is doing there. She spends a good bit of time explaining that she is his "surprise" from Paris and that she was going to leave the company anyway. She slowly takes off her dress and strips down to a sexy lace thing and when she is finally undressed, he slaps her face and shoves her against a wall. He whips her back and ass viciously with the crop until she is sunken to the floor sobbing uncontrollably. Not so amused anymore, are you bitch? To revive her, the boss calls in his sexy black stewardess so he can watch his subdued conquest in some hot lesbian caresses. The he takes over and the sexy black stewardess complains that he can't make up his mind. Granted, we only see the smallest glimpse of her tits, but if watching this corporate whore getting thrashed by her boss doesn't get you turned on, then there must be something wrong with you.

Finally, the movie reaches its kinky climax as it follows this married chick (Dirke Altevogt) who looks like a hot cross between Reese Witherspoon, Rachel McAdams and Robin Wright Penn. Because she's married, she feels a little conflicted about going on the job, but Madame Cluade assures her that her English nobleman customer is sure to be a gentleman. When she gets there, it starts all innocent. He is charming and lets her hang out in this bedroom filled with plants while he plays cards with his friends. Overwhelmed by his courtesy and the posh digs, she, like any good little whore, decides to explore her hot naked body and watch herself in the mirror which, conveniently, is secretly a two-way video setup. Thankfully, she does a bit of crotch digging while one of customers sleazy Brit friends watches her through the mirror.

All the sweet shit and tender romance shot gets pushed aside the next day when this "gentleman," right in the middle of a polite conversation, suddenly pulls down this bitch's panties and lifts up her skirt. He fondles her ass while he flips on the recording of her muff-rubbing from the night before. Just as she thinks the humiliation is complete, he bends her over a table, rips open her shirt(for our tittalicious viewing pleasure) and fucks her hard from behind. It's all the more sexy cause Reese McAdams Wright Penn is so fucking hot and preppy-looking in her riding outfit.

The women are all hot, the sex is (almost) all kinky, and the tits are all perky, real and tasty-looking. The gradual build-up of twistedness will leave you more than ready for your own Intimate Encounter by the time the credits roll.