La Belle Captive

SKINOPSIS

She was born in Philadelphia but made her name in Europe, Gabrielle Lazure is the object of a married man's obsession after he sees her at a nightclub. Boy, it doesn't take much when you're balled and chained now, does it? Hell, we know some poor married bastards who have had whatever balls they had completely eradicated by their spouse that "Baywatch" is treated like hardcore pornography - speaking in hushed tones about Pamela Anderson's one piece while their better half is miles away at the supermarket, shopping for some tasty Hamburger Helper mix for dinner. It's pathetic, really.

At least this hitched sucker has a hard-on for a hot blonde that's actually been in his presence. He even get's to to schtoop her! And once you see her free those two beautiful bells, you too may get a little obsessed. Which is okay - even if you're a pathetic, pussy-whipped, Hamburger-Helper-for-dinner eating, testicularly-challenged married sucker-for-love. It's perfectly natural to be fixate on a blonde with pair of perfect breasts. Be sure to tell you're wife all about it too. She's getting way to comfortable for her own good. Hey, you might even get a decent meal out of it.