Sindrome

SKINOPSIS

Imagine you were just told that you have but a few months left to live, now imagine the nonstop orgy of epic proportions you would endulge in for the next (final) months of your pathetic life. Nutso, right? Every single, fucked up, debauched thing you ever wanted to do, you could, without guilt or any fear of authorities or moral conventions. Who the hell cares about taboo when you're about to be worm brunch? Everything from huffing rubber cement off the plump, ripe booties of barely legal latinas to tea-bagging a thai prostitute with a cleft lip... To coin one Tony Montana, "The world is yours, chico!"

And if you're a particularly nasty type of dying person, you might even take a time out from the festivities to score a little pay back to the creeps that fucked you over in the past, the creeps that made an already tragically short life that much more tragic and miserable; creeps like that social studies teacher that failed you, or that jerkoff that backed up into your Ford Escort then sued you, a high school bully perhaps, a cruel boss or even an ex-girlfriend .... Yessss, an ex-girlfriend.

MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!?!

In Sindrome, that's exactly what the doomed wretch does, kidnap his ex then subjects her to all kinds of fucked up, fetishy, S&M sex shit. Now, as we already said, this makes perfect sense to us, the only problem we had was his apparent motives for doing this. The ill-fated, kidnapping, ex-boyfriend-from hell isn't seeking revenge for some itchy rash on his testes or anything like that. He isn't even trying to get her to apologize for leaving him for that fat bastard down the street with the Porsche. No, No, No. Revenge, admission of guilt, these aren't the rationale for stealing and persecuting his one-time love. This fucking guy's reasons are way more lame than any of that. We're talking noble, tough love type lame.

It seems, the ex has herself something of a drug problem and Mister "one foot in the grave" figures tying her up and subjecting her dope fiend-ass to some brutal sadomasochistic punishment could encourage her to regain a new found appreciation for life (Riiiight). That way, he reasons, when the reaper does come a knockin' she can carry on drug free, fulfilled and ready to find someone else to love and thus live happily ever after...

Excuse us, we think we just threw up in our mouth a little bit.