1997, 107 min
Country: Poland
Studio: Facets
Cast: Boguslaw Linda, Cezary Pazura, Marek Perepeczko, Agnieszka Wlodarczyk
Director: Maciej Slesicki
Screenwriter: Maciej Slesicki
Rating: Not Rated
Our Rating:
Sara
SKINOPSISLet's put it this way: Agnieszka Wlodarczyk was born in 1980, this film came out in 1997. That's all we're going to say about that. Here she plays a mobster's beautiful teen daughter who gets her very own ex-Special Forces, alcoholic bodyguard. While, normally that's every young girl's dream come true, she chafes at the extra supervision... at first. Then, she must remember The Professional or something and it must occur to her that her bodyguard's name is also Leon, so... let the intergenerational sexing begin! Wlodarczyk, who's got kind of an early '70s Christina Lindberg thing going on, shows her yummy boobies many times throughout this "Lolita action" flick. -- Rick Stanko
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REVIEW
From the land of statutory rapist Polanski and the world's most successful kamikaze pilot (36 missions flown thus far) comes this little movie about a "professional" bodyguard named Leon who is hired to protect the young, randy daughter of a mob boss. Now usually it takes anyhere from six to twelve Pols to properly guard a body, but Leon you see, is an ex-commando... He's been trained to not only bodyguard, but to screw a light bulb in all by himself! Only, it seems he sometimes confuses his bodies for his lightbulbs - which isn't such a bad thing when you're guarding a bulb like Sara. Played by the then 17-year old Agnieszka Wlodarczyk, sexy Sara shows every millimeter of what Leon is screwing. Who care's if her name looks like an Optometry Test and she's not exactly "of age." Like the old Polish proverb says; "If there's pubic hair, there's a wild rabbit." -- Paul James
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