School of Senses

SKINOPSIS

It's back to school time for Lili Csokonai (played by the unfortunately named Dorka Gryllus) a gypsy babe 'Hungary' for love after she learns that the man she's fallen for is engaged to another. A bummer for her, but a boon for you seeing as how this romantic setback place's our black-haired beauty in a class of her own - that being the "hot-to-trot Hungarian ho-bag" class, of course.

Welcome, students. You've just enrolled in the School of Senses, where you'll be studying the fine art of Euro-sluttery. Sharpen your pencils because class is now in session. Your head instructor, Miss Dorka Gryllus (Seriously, the class clowns are going to have a field day with that name.) is a firm believer in the show-and-tell method of education, lectures will touch on all aspects of the female anatomy. And when we say all, we mean all. Be sure to take notes as Miss Gryllus’ full-frontal lesson plan includes many, many learning-intensive sex scenes. Which brings us to Dorottya Udvaros, the school’s butt-chinned, bush-baring professor of Sapphic studies, whose lectures involve girl-on-girl exhibitions and an overview of her bush. Extracurricular relations between students and teachers are permissable and since Dorottya is nacho mama, she is 'free-to-lay' (ow... that was punful). In addition to these courses, the curriculum will include several topless guest academics and lecturers whose names are not nearly as important as their breasts. Yes, here at the School of Senses you can't help but study 'hard.' So what if you won’t earn a degree, you can’t beat the cost of tuition.

Scholarships and grants are not available.