Baby Blood

SKINOPSIS

Voluptuous and beautiful, Yanka (Emmanuelle Escourrou) is married to an abusive prick of a lion tamer who runs the circus, Le Cirque Lohman, where she performs. Her jerk husband is the least of her worries however, as the circus' new leopard carries with it a little bundle of murderous joy. Not long after said kitty arrives, it's found in bloody bits and pieces. And lo and behold Yanka gets a bout of what seems to be morning sickness, feeling as if she may have one in the oven. Only, it damn sure ain't sweet. It's actually a parasitic alien that escaped from inside the leopard, making like George and Weezy and moved on up ...Yanka's ya-ya.

Soon She's communicating telepathically with the little guy (Gee, he's got quite a deep voice for an unborn fetus) and rather than the usual cravings for pickles and peanut butter, our mother-to-be acquires a peculiar taste for blood! Plus, junior has the cutest way of inflicting agonizing pain on mommy if she dares disobey his demands. Nice kid.

Aside from an educational and inspirational look at the joys and wonders of (extraterrestrial leech) pregnancy and expectant motherhood, you will be treated to every inch of big-breasted Emmanuelle Escourrou's naked body, gap-tooth and all.