Mañana te Cuento

SKINOPSIS

We've probably mentioned this before, but we're moving to Peru... as soon as we can get our passport re-instated. The horny dudes in this movie get the three hottest hookers in the world to fuck them all night long for $500. Not an hour, not one girl. Three girls all night long. And these aren't your typical "well herpes isn't so bad" hos, these are supermodel-looking chicks, the kind of sluts that make us want to start beating out meat in public places. It took us a while to decide which our favorite was but we finally settled on Milene Vásquez because she looks almost exactly like Jessica Alba except skinnier and we're pretty sure that Dane Cook has never touched her. Plus, she seems sweet and has great tits. They all have great tits and when they're not naked, they're wearing thongs and really skimpy tops. Angie Jibaja's superfine too with her tattoos and her dark hair. We almost feel bad for Melania Urbina. In any other movie, she'd be the hot one, hands down. In this one, she's a distant third. If any of you know anybody who can pull some strings at the State Department (or you know anyone who can sneak us over the border) let us know immediately, because we've got to get our 500 bucks and get to Peru.