The Sex Thief (David Warbeck)

SKINOPSIS

If burglary is as much fun as they make it look in this movie, then we're seriously gonna find our Kindergarten teacher (or whoever it was who taught us that stealing is bad) and shove some sweaty nutsack straight down her throat. This dude not only gets to break into ladies' apartments and take their jewels, he also gets to fuck the shit out of them! What the fuck, instead of calling the cops, they're like "Gee, i might as well open my legs and let this guy plug away." It kind of makes sense actually, if you're gonna get ripped off, you might as well get off too. The amazing thing is almost every single "victim" here shows her thick bush to go along with all the expected T&A. With rough sex, S&M and vibrator play, this is one celebration of crime that even a cop can enjoy. By the way Mrs. Havermash, prepare to taste our salty scrotum.