My Father the Hero

SKINOPSIS

Katherine Heigl's always been a little bit stingy with the skin (a stunt vagina in Knocked Up, seriously?). At least in this one, she has an excuse: she was only fifteen-years-old when it was made. But goddamn fifteen can be fine the way she parades about practically the whole damn movie in skimpy bathing suits. In fact, that thong-assed one piece she wears at some point shows practically all of her fuckalicious ass, so much so that Gerard Depardieu can't stop checking her out even though he's supposed to be her dad or something. It's the kind of sweet teen ass that makes you just want a take a big old bite out of, or maybe just lick... for hours.