Vipers (Tara Reid)

SKINOPSIS

Sucks just isn't strong of a word and sucktastic implies that something is awesomely bad. This we can't find a word for. We're especially disappointed because it started off strong with this Blasian (y'know black and Asian) hottie stripping to her bra and then her boobs before getting turned into snake food and then... nothing! The few sex scenes that follow are almost too dark to tell that people are fucking, let alone figure out if there are any visible ladyparts. Unless you've got MrSkin's magic vision, don't bother. And the worst part is that Tara Reid now officially looks like shit. How does one go from Bunny Lebowski to "damn what happened to her." in just... fuck The Big Lebowski was ten years ago. We're getting old. Anyway, this movie sucks a cock as big as all the CGI snakes in this movie put together and not in a good way.