Slayer

SKINOPSIS

Casper Van Dien is Hawk, one half of the most devastating tag team to ever enter the squared circle - the mighty The Road Warriors!

What?

He's not a pro-wrestler? This isn't even a wrestling movie? South American vampires, huh? A commando team, you say? What about Gorilla Monsoon? No?

Whatever... We're going to pretend that he's Hawk from the Road Warriors and the vampires are the British Bulldogs and the Rain Forest is a steel cage. We'll leave the parts with the hot blood-drenched vampire women and Joyce Giraud showing a little bit of her booby in bed well enough alone. But otherwise, just consider this mess an old episode of "Superstars of Wrestling" and leave it at that.