2002, 90 min
A.K.A.: Warrior Angels
Country: US
Studio: MTI
Cast: Joanna Pacula, Arnold Vosloo, Rutger Hauer, Molly Culver
Director: Byron W. Thompson
Screenwriter: Byron W. Thompson
Rating: R
Our Rating: Not yet reviewed.
Crusade of Vengeance
SKINOPSISIn 1190AD, the lovely and valiant warrior-mom Elizabeth of Cooke (Joanna Pacula) returns from the Crusades to find that her precious son, Peter (heh... 'Peter') has been kidnapped by the ex-Lord Grekkor, a nefarious ne'r-do-well who's been running around all willy-nilly, raising hell throughout the land.On her quest to get her little boy back Elizabeth enlists the aid of a gold-grubbing whore named Eve, potion-packing gypsy babe Sybil and the bow-cocking (Heh ..'cock') tattered fur (Heh.. 'fur') clad archer Hunter (Molly Culver) - all like-minded, chick ass-kickers, all gunning for Grekkor and all pretty fucking hot. Thus, when you find the only sexiness extends to nudity from Nina Young's body double and an awkward rape scene - you could very well be compelled to raise up your bastard sword and embark on your own Crusade of Vengeance ... against the makers of this film. You Might Also Like
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