The Alphabet Killer

SKINOPSIS

Some stories can't help but warm hearts and expand minds at the same time. This is one of those stories. We're obviously not referring to the plot of this upstate New York-set real life serial killer flick. Only real sickos like us find murder and mayhem uplifitng. We're talking about the, literally, uplifting tale of Eliza Dushku ("Dollhouse," "Buffy," Bring it On) who once swore that she would NEVER show her bits in a movie. Well, prepare for cock to be uplifted and she breaks her malicious vow and uplifts her shirt to reveal some seriously sweet Alpha-bits. It's kinda quick and all, but with boobage this rarefied, it's certainly enough gushku forth a torrent of cummage. Not only hope, but this gives us hope that some other smooth skin-holdout hotties will soon chuck their bullshit "morals" and join the great titty party that is the smut universe.