Poison Ivy: The Secret Society

SKINOPSIS

For those of you who shed a tear when you heard that this fourth installment of the legendary trashy erotic thriller series was "made-for-TV" (and believe us: we were among you) cheer the fuck up! Not only does the DVD have the nudity that this series requires, but it comes from no less than "Degrassi: The Next Generation" mega-hottie Miriam McDonald! That's right, Emma Nelson, who all of us, or at least those of us with a thing for realistic teen dramas with Canadian accents and get The N, have watched since she was a gawky, socially crusading 13-year-old (who nearly gets molested in the pilot) until she was a less socially-crusading college freshman on that awesome TV show, busts out the boobs in some secretly-videotaped girl-on-top shagging with some dude. When she whipped off her top, we couldn't believe our eyes, but decided not to get our hopes up. After all, we remembered the "Purple Dragon" episode where she takes a stand against the energy drink by stripping naked in front of the whole school. We remembered the curves of her back and nothing else. We remember wishing we were in that crowd, instead of stuck from the camera's perspective. We figured Miriam would leave it at the bra and give no more. But give she did and oh was it oh so good.

There really is nothing more gratifying in this world to an old perv like us to watch a girl mature from an awkward pre-adolescent into a tit-baring hottie. Emma, sorry Miriam's tits are even more glorious than we imagined them, nipples both pouty and a little overlong with a lovely curve at the bottom. If you've ever gone down the "Degrassi" spiral (even if it was just the original '80s version- because, after all, Emma was the spawn of a teen pregnancy from those years) you must buy this DVD right away. We cannot stress enough the sheer hotness of Ms. McDonald. This is truly a blessing from Cooze disguised as a mere DVD. Oh yeah, as a bonus, Shawna Waldron bares boobage during some wild sexing. She's hot, but last we checked,she was never on "Degrassi."