Wanted (Angelina Jolie)

SKINOPSIS

Finally! Angelina Jolie's finally hit that child-rearing threshold when even she needs the money to do films where everything doesn't have to fucking artsy and clothed and shit. Her Royal Hotness returns to ass-kicking glory as the femme fatale bag of sexaliciousness who lures that dude your girlfriend creamed herself over in Atonement into a life of assasins and violence. Speaking of asses, Ms. Jolie does some ass-showing too in a too-brief but still awesome scene when she gets out of a tub and reveals the top half of her oh-so-fine ass. Maybe, if she acquires even more kids, we can get some poon.