The Good Night

SKINOPSIS

Who says nepotism is dead? Gwtnnie's little bro, Jake, got to direct this "dark comedic fantasy" all be his little self. Not that we're saying Jakie-boy would be serving fries or washing cars if he wasn't from a rich and famous family, but he certainly wouldn't have gotten to present this steaming pile of irredeemable garbage to the world without Big Sis calling up some famous friends and her agent to call in dozens of favors. The story concerns a Brit who's all bummed that he has Gwyneth as a live-in girlfriend so he learns the art of lucid dreaming from Danny DeVito which he clearly sucks at since he couldn't even get Penelope to take off her clothes in his own goddamn mind. What is he "imagination-challenged" or something? Anyway, the closest Jake gets to making this steaming pile watchable is this stripper chick played by Sonia Doubell whose tits come out from beneath a tinsel bra giving us a clear look at some nipplage. If that's the best Mr. Paltrow could come up with all of his imagination and his sister's clout behind him, we seriously suggest he try a new line of work like swimming at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean with eleven cinder blocks tied to his nuts.