Klimt (John Malkovich)

SKINOPSIS

We never realized how much we like fine arts until we started watching movies about artists. See, artists have nude models and nude models get naked. This movie has more than its share of artsy bitches shedding their clothes so this Klimt guy can, like, paint them or something. We loved the scene when he's got these hotties in the nude and dangling from the ceiling. We're gonna start telling the girls we meet in galleries (we were looking for free booze damnit) that we're an artist and see if they'll let us hang 'em from our ceiling naked. They might get freaked out when they realize we don't have any art supplies. Anyway this movie's got bush (both shaved and unshaved - did women really shave back in the old days?) boobs and sweet ass, although a couple of the more famous types have body doubles (we're talking to you Saffrom Burrows,) although in our book titty is titty, we don't care where it comes from.