How Much Do You Love Me?

REVIEW
So, raise your hand if you wouldn't pay 100,000 Euros a month to have Monica Bellucci as your live-in girl who takes off her clothes when you like and even gives up a little of that puttanesca pussy sauce between her legs from time to time. Yeah, we didn't think any hands would go up, especially with the way the dollar's been going against the Euro. Sure, she's already over 40, but with Monica it's not even a MILF thing, she's so hot that age doesn't even factor in. Maybe in ten years it'll be a MILF thing but now, it's just a hot thing.

So, in this film, as you might have guessed by our little intro, this lonely dude wins the lottery and shows extraordinary good sense to devote the bulk of those winnings to paying Belluci's prostitute to live with him and fuck his brains out. Then, her pimp ges involved and all kinds of crazy, black comedic antics ensue, but what's really important is that turning 40 has not kept Monica from showing her hefty (and damn near perfect) chest-meatballs and bouncy butt a few times too. Plus, this Middle Eastern chick (Farida Rahouadj) similarly shows another pair or gorgeous globes as well which more than makes up for the presence of "ugliest-international-movie-star-in-the-world" Gerard Depardieu.