Cougar Club

SKINOPSIS

First things first; there are some truly great booby scenes in this movie. However, for a movie called Cougar Club, the serious lack of middle-to-old-aged skin is seriously disturbing. Maybe it's because we had unrealistically high hopes that Faye Dunaway was going to whip out her sixty-plus-year-old tits and shake 'em all around, but we couldn't help but feel a little disappointed. All of the boobage is from sweet young things whose names we don't know. From the hot little blonde who whips out her mid-sized bazooms and has one of the protagonists feel the left one right in fronr of his mom to the very amply-blessed duo of sex kittens who jump about and bump boobs in the pool, tit abundance is clearly not this film's problem. Plus, there are lots of other dirty situations like Joe Mantegna repeatedly getting head under his desk, Joanie Laurer (aka Chyna) seriously manhandling this poor schlub while she wears a sexy sheer bra and makes him lick whip cream off of her toes and even a great shot of Ms. Dunaway's cleavage. With any other title, this dumb sex comedy would've left us perfectly content with a drained pair of balls, but we kept waiting to start beating off until we saw some middle-aged hotties slightly-wrinkled tits (we're not weird, you're weird motherfucker), so we were left high and dry and frustrated. Make sure you get the Unrated version (it's the only one we carry) of the movie which replays and extends all of the titty and sexy scenes at the end for additional skinematic pleasure.