Risque Resort

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Why oh why does the resort in this film have to be for women only? I mean, we're grateful and all that we don't have to look at no man ass while we beat off to Erika Jordan's absolutely incredible naked body and, rarely, have we seen such sexy sluts so fluent in cunnilingus, but we would like to go to this resort. It seems awesome, way better than that Hedonism place in Jamaica or wherever that we see signs for on the Interstate all the time. Maybe we could dress up in drag and fake it, but our goddamn chest hair might give us away. Fuck, maybe we should sue like that douchebag in Jersey did to stop Ladies Night. We really need a vacation.