National Lampoon's Pucked

SKINOPSIS

Bon Jovi may be living on a prayer, but if you've been asking the big guy for a movie in which a pair of perfect tits are slammed hard against the protective glass of a hockey rink, then your prayers have been answered. You'll be doing the rewind/slow-mo shuffle over and over watching the topless hockey chick's perky, maroon nipples expand and contract as they are smashed against the glass. Sadly, this is the only moment of topless hockey in the whole damn movie. There are, to compensate, a handful of locker room scenes where amply endowed extras parade around with their best assets (which sure as shit aren't their puck-handling skills) in full view of the camera. World acclaimed hottie Estella Warren continues her inexplicable cock-tease streak. The closest we get to her goods is the faintest hint of side-boobage as she gives love a bad name under the sheets tussling with the Bon.

As an added bonus for all you chubby chasers out there, 15 time World Arm Wrestling champion Dot Jones shows off a good 30% of her massive ass as she strips off her shorts and demands "Fuck or fight!" from a helpless David Faustino. Just in case the mere sight of her SUV sized ass wasn't enough to get a physical reaction, she repeatedly clenches so we can watch the waves of lard pulsate.