3 Needles

SKINOPSIS

The subject matter is undoubtedly depressing, but there's some nice scenery and if you can sit through nearly 2 hours of it you will be rewarded with skin from Sister Sevigny, who embodies the 'missionary position' in every sense of the term in a brief, eleventh hour sex scene.

We know, you're probably thinking to yourself; Who the hell cares, we've all seen her naked already! Plenty naked! Hell, we've even seen that Hollywood tart give on screen head with such a casual indifference as to almost 'jedi mind trick' us into overlooking the sheer outrageous quality of the whole spectacle! Actually, seeing her with clothes on is becoming more of a novelty at this point.

Well, you're right on all counts (now that we think about it - she could've put a little more 'english' on that oral too!). Not only that but we've probably seen way more of Chloe in "Vanity Fair" and we didn't have to lose 117 minutes of our life for it either! This is all true, yes. But be honest, have you ever seen her getting manhandled on a table in an all-white nuns habit? Her panties yanked down to reveal bush and then her Catholic-issued uniform lifted up to show a side bit of tit before she's thoroughly needled like the dirty, Gallo-sucking whore nun, that she is?

We didn't think so.