Linda Lovelace for President

SKINOPSIS

Hell, we'd vote for her. Of course we love porno and any chick who sucks cock like she does deserves to be President if that's what she wants. Right after, Deep Throat and Watergate, there seemed no better candidate than Linda Lovelace and she proves that she'll go to whatever lengths necessary to plant her sweet seat in the Oval Office whether it's going full-frontal in front of a flag or having a shocking amount of sex outdoors. With a rack like hers and a glorious bush to boot, you'd have to be crazy to think anybody else is more, um, equipped to achieve highest office.