Uschi Digard: The Buxom Bombshell Collection

SKINOPSIS

In an age where, for just a few dollars, a female's funbags can be surgically-enlarged to ridiculous proportions, its nice to see a pair of puppies with an all-natural enormity as incredible as Ms. Digards. Its like a comforting reassurance - that there is a God and he is a benevolent and considerate pervert.

If you don't believe that God has blessed Uschi and her utterly unreal udders then this top heavy double feature will convince you. And for you true believers out there - this is your gospel.

Behold! First, The Dirty Pool, where a devote Joyce Adams devours Supervixen Digard - big top to hot bottom. These naked, and very wet babes don't even need a pool for the diving they do. Seriously, this scene is so hot that you'll almost forget about the goateed creep that somehow won the the the big-tit-threesome lottery of a lifetime. There's simply not enough piety to turn the other cheek when it comes to this smug, prick. Even the Pope would find it difficult, to not beat the ugly out of this guy and take these pool bunnies for himself. Anyway, there's more of bare Uschi and her solar-powered globes throughout - lounging by the pool, strutting around, masturbating... Oh yes, there is a God.

The second sermon comes in the form of Fancy Lady, where Uschi travels from Copenhagen to San Fransisco as part of her job as a reporter ...a reporter of sex! Yes! Probing ever-deeper into her piece, our juggy journalist wanders about the city watching couples (straight and lesbo) get their freak on. Obviously worked up from her all the in-depth (un)coverage, Uschi caps off this sexploitation classic by freeing the twins and finger banging the fuzz box! Amen!