Sylvia (2003)

SKINOPSIS

Gwyneth saves an otherwise sleep-enducing, estrogen-injected, and fairly depressing biopic by giving up the goods. Said goods being her lithe, naked body grinding and humping; those perfect, exposed a-cups of joy and happiness shining a much-needed dose of sexiness upon this glorified lifetime movie, much like the light of a burning crack rock does on the lips of the the hookers we must seek out after watching a Gwyneth Paltrow nude scene...