Malicious (Molly Ringwald)

SKINOPSIS

After the third successive viewing of the minute-long, tits-out, bondage-infused sex scene in which Molly Ringwald's tits bounce up and down and back and forth, we got confused. We couldn't tell whose breathing was heavier: hers or ours. Hers is low and seductive. Ours? Not so much, but c'mon it's the chick from every '80s teen fantasy letting it all go and having crazy sex and her tits are even better than you can expect. Whenever we're feeling a little more Jon Cryer than Andrew McCarthy, we like to pop this one in, pretend we're the dude who she ties up and bangs before going all Fatal Attraction on and rub one out. Then we usually call her a slut. Guess we still haven't gotten over the end of Pretty in Pink.