Jacob's Ladder

SKINOPSIS

A Vietnam vet is tortured by freakish hallucinations that threaten his sanity and life. But it can't be all bad when you're waking up with a sexy little Latina like Elizabeth Peña. There's more than a couple peeks at the La Bamba leading lady's modest but oh-so-lovely maracas. But when she looks through some of Jacob's photos she does so with those mean little things poking out of a wide open shirt and she has quite a few flicks to look at.

And if your on your job, you already caught the real tit-kicker just before that; when open-shirt Elizabeth pulls up her pants - which would usually be a bad thing - but in this case the little hip-to-tit jiggle is just too good to be bad.

Once we watched this little flash of bouncy boobers (rewind then play, rewind then play, back and forth, in real time and in slow-mo) for about forty to fifty-five minutes. After the first twenty your thumb starts to cramp up but we didn't care. We just kept tapping on the remote. Tap. Tap. Tap. Jiggle. Jiggle. Jiggle.

What?

Stop telling us to get a hobby.