Into the Night (John Landis)

SKINOPSIS

Maybe we're a little bit jaded sometimes. Usually, we require a heaping helping of skin (like diner-sized portions) to get us through a movie. This one is more like the kind of meal that you get at a swanky joint where you have to wait for a table and everything comes in portions that (in your mind) would be better on the appetizer menu, but end up tasting so good that you wind up re-thinking your entire position on food. Michelle Pfeiffer isn't naked much in this film, but the little morsels she gives us are fucking stunning. It's been a long time since we gasped at a nudie scene (well that's not exactly true, but anyway), but the sight of Michelle's ass as she stands in the bathroon is so fucking sweet that we couldn't help ourselves, Maybe, it's that the ass, itself, is perfect (absolutely perfect) or maybe it's the fact that she's in the bathroom (inserting a tampon!) and thoughts of Pfeiffer pissing Or bleeding out her vag (don't ask) fill us with a kind of glee we thought previously unimaginable or maybe it's just that she isn't exactly known for skin scenes and she's definitely at the peak of her sexyocity here. Whatever it is, it's amazing. Plus, she walks nude quickly a minute later and we could briefly see her tits, and a couple other girls whose names we don't know also show funbaggage so there's really no way to lose with this one. Tonight, we dream of Michelle's ass.