Blame It on Rio

SKINOPSIS

Not content to simply partake in the sea of ass that is Rio de Janeiro - a city that is universally considered the biggest tourist trap for sex - wily, middle-aged and married Caine instead schemes on his best friend's big-titted nympho of a teenage daughter (Michelle Johnson). Now, say what you will but you gotta respect that level of scum-baggery. It takes a real piece of shit to eschew endless days and nights of anonymous sex with an entire asstastic, female population of a ridiculously, sexually-free third world city to take advantage of the lax age of consent laws and splat a childhood friend's baby girl. It's that kind of loathsome lechery that equally inspires and nauseates in such wonderful ways. Kudos to you, sir - You are truly an inspiration to morally-bankrupt daughter-fuckers everywhere.

As daddy's little girl and daddy's pal's sex-object of affection, mam-monster Michelle Johnson is the undisputed skin queen here - her big, bare copacabanas seeing more Brazilian sun than the shores of Ipanema. Plus, catch darling Demi Moore when she was actually an Ashton-acceptable age (and before the breast-op!) letting them little tittles see the light of day a few times as well.