Nightwatching

SKINOPSIS

Some really famous Dutch painter dude named Rembrandt (remember that name and art chicks are 11% more likely to bang you) takes on some gig painting some cops ot some shit, but realizes that something stinks in Amsterdam (and it ain'y Purple Haze). So, he paints his accusation into the painting and shit goes bananas. Anyway, the real meat behind this mystery is the chest of Jodhi May which she gives a great display lounging in bed with artist boy as well as a nice look at her nether(lands)region. May's got just the kind of hot body that's so glisteningly fine that we sat through a 2 hour movie about an artist. Ok, no we didn't, but we definitely watched her two nude scenes for about 2 hours.